Inspired by ChuckNorrisFacts.com
Content is King only because Chuck Norris allows it to be.
Chuck Norris doesn’t have to write content. The words just huddle together out of fear.
Chuck Norris can install WordPress Master, ContentPress, and PheedPress without instructions.
Chuck Norris had an Authority Site before the internet was invented by… Chuck Norris.
The keyword “Chuck Norris” is the only keyword relevant to every niche on the web.
Technorati had to remove Chuck Norris from their tag list. They could not handle that kind of traffic.
Chuck Norris taught John Reese how to log onto the internet.
Google temporarily dumped Chuck Norris from their SERPS and lost $467,542,606.72 in ad revenue in just 5 minutes.
You cannot write an article about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris cannot be explained in 500-1000 words.
Chuck Norris doesn’t own a blog. You cannot fill a blog with content when the only language you speak is pain.